SECONDS ProfanaTory tape

  • £3.50
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Seconds tape with a slightly wonky wind. Still perfectly functional, with over 600 opportunities to say Fuck the Tories or scribble on that face.

You might choose "Boris says" - a tape with speech bubbles so you can scribble away to your heart's content, amusing yourself with the limitless possibilities for the garbage that might fill those bubbles.

You might choose the beautiful floral 'fuck the Tories" tape, which is so pretty that even your Tory gran might like it at first glance. 

Or you might choose both!

Each roll of paper tape is off-white with black print, and measures 25mm by approx 50m. It was made and printed in the UK and is compostable and recyclable - winner! It's also hand tearable, for those moments when you can't find the scissors.

Available as a single roll or a pair - please select the appropriate option.


We ship a minimum of 3 times a week. All orders are dispatched within 3-5 working days. 


All items are shipped first class in the UK as standard. Orders which qualify for free UK shipping are sent by Royal Mail Tracked 48, with the option to upgrade to Tracked 24. 


International orders are sent with tracking as standard. All customers outside of the UK are responsible for any customs or import taxes that may apply. Please allow 3 full weeks for your order to arrive. No refunds or exchanges will be provided until this time has passed. If customs or postal delays are known in destination countries, we may ask you to allow a little longer. Canada, Australia, New Zealand and some US states experience more delays than elsewhere. 


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